pattiina:

Bitches be like postmix lemonade

bemadendlessly:

when someone asks me an unpleasant question

bemadendlessly:

when someone asks me an unpleasant question

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERFect

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible” image

totallynotsarcasticsatan:

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding everybody 

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